In the first episode, Danger 5 must find out why Hitler has been abducting the world’s national monuments with a squad of zeppelins. Claire poses as a dancer at Hitler’s…

Tina teams up with Darryl to win the Cupid’s Couple contest at the school dance. Meanwhile, Linda plans a full week of ambitious Valentine’s Day activities for her and Bob.

The kids are sentenced to Saturday detention and will do anything it takes to leave early, so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda believe they…

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, back at the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to…

Tina goes undercover in her old Thundergirls troop to find the mole who is giving away their cookie secrets. Meanwhile, Linda dyes her hair blonde.

Who runs the halls? Tina! When Tina is up for a hall monitor promotion, she’s determined to do whatever it takes to nab the powerful job.

Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the Belcher’s basement.

While Bob is boycotting the holiday, Linda and the kids spend Thanksgiving at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival. However, a wild bird attack leads to total mayhem.

Bob and his dad, “Big Bob”, try to outdo each other in the kitchen when they rehash an old argument at Big Bob’s Christmas party. Meanwhile, the kids compete to…

Teddy’s health is a cause for concern. So he and Bob attend a bootcamp. The kids come up with a new sport to play in the walk-in refrigerator.

Bob enters a burger-making contest, only to discover that his distinguishing ingredient is missing! To help out their dad, the kids go on a mission to find the ever-so-important black…

Gene tries to make one of his dreams a reality when he gets the opportunity to make a musical version of Die Hard at the Wagstaff Fall Festival.

Ders wrestles with his impending mortality when he turns 25.

When Jillian gets put in charge at work, all hell breaks loose.

Karl Hevacheck, aka the Human Genius, gets married.

The guys are chased by a security guard in Montez Walker’s gated community.

The guys take a “man trip” to get their macho mojo back.

In the second-season finale, the guys’ Thanksgiving trip to a resort known for debauchery is in jeopardy unless they can get Blake a passport in six hours.

When the guys have to pass a drug test at work, they only have one choice: bribe middle school kids for clean urine.

A documentary film profiling world class archer Louise Belcher is interrupted by unexpected visitors.

The Belcher kids learn a secret about Zeke’s past, while Bob rekindles his feud with Jimmy Pesto.

When the power goes out two days before Christmas, The Belchers must spend the holiday at Mr. Fischoeder’s family’s old hunting lodge.

The guys will stop at nothing to get tickets to a sold-out basketball game, even if it means being dunked in a horchata tank and seeing a grown man’s penis.

The guys camp out at the office while their house is fumigated, but the giddiness of their drug-fueled slumber party turns into paranoia when they think the company is being…

Gene tries to learn how to lucid dream in order to recover the world’s most perfect song that he wrote while asleep. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina try to trap a…

The guys’ loyalties to each other are put to the test when they compete for a rumored promotion at work.

Bob and Linda help Gretchen throw her sister’s bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Tina forces Gene and Louise to play a board game they found on the street.

Things go badly when the guys hit a DUI checkpoint after drinking with the boss’s brother.

The guys go on strike for better benefits when Alice doesn’t buy their observance of a phony holiday called Half-Christmas.

Mr. Fischoeder enlists Bob to be his personal chef for a glamping trip on his exclusive club’s secret island. Meanwhile, Linda gives the kids a crash-course on cocktail party etiquette.

The guys try to keep Jillian from a business function by setting her up on a blind date, but their plan goes awry when she has to be rescued from…

When the guys try “To Catch a Predator”, a local child molester, he turns out to be the coolest guy they ever met.

Rudy attends an important dinner. The Belchers make an important casserole.

Teddy gets stuck in an underground survival bunker, and he calls on Bob to find him and get him out.

Blake and Anders’ world turns upside down when they lose Adam to a super-rich MILF.

A rift develops between the guys when Adam contemplates finding work as a model.

During a neighborhood block party, Linda makes a mistake that could threaten the life of her favorite alley raccoon.

When the CEO of TelAmeriCorp arrives to liquidate the company, it’s up to the guys to change his mind and save the day.

An attractive temp at TelAmeriCorp tests the guys’ limits of self-control.